Fun Glossary of Instant Message, Texting, and Chat Abbreviations

We have all received or seen some weird abbreviations while texting or IM’ing back and forth with friends, or received a weird group of letters from a son or daughter and had no idea what it meant. Below you will find a list and glossary Instant Message, Texting, and Chat Abbreviations that you can use as a reference to decipher a text or IM message. If you want to add one to the list please just add it in the comments below.

ABFL: a big fat lady

OK : abbreviation of oll korrect (all correct)

ABT : about

AWOL : absent without leave

ASL : age, sex, location

ASLP : age, sex, location, picture

A/S/L : age/sex/location

AML : all my love

AKA : also known as

ANFSCD : and now for something completely different

AYPI? : and your point is?

ADN : any day now

NE1 : anyone

AWGTHTGTTA : are we going to have to go trough this again?

AWHFY : are we having fun yet?

RUTTM : are you talking to me

AAMOF : as a matter of fact

AFAICS : as far as I can see

AFAICT : as far as I can tell

AFAIK : as far as I know

AFAIC : as far as I’m concerned

AFAYC : as far as you’re concerned

AISI : as I see it

AIUI : as I understand it

ASAP : as soon as possible

AWA : as well as

AH : asshole

ASL : assistant section leader

ASOP : assistant system operator

ATM : at this moment

AYOR : at your own risk

AFK : away from keyboard

AWOL : away without leave

BAC : back at computer

BAK : back at the keyboard

BOB : back off bastard

BOT : back on topic

BYOH : Bat You Onna Head

BBIAB : be back in a bit

BBL : be back later

BBLBNTSBO… : be back later but not to soon because of…

BBS : be back soon

BC : be cool

BOL : be on later

BRB : be right back

BRBB : be right back bitch

BRBS : be right back soon

BRH : be right here

BCnU : be seeing you

BTAIM : be that as it may

BTOBD : be there or be dead

BTOBS : be there or be square

BTSOOM : beats the shit out of me

B/C : because

BUDWEISER : because you deserve what every individual should ever receive

BTDT : been there done that

B4 : before

BION : believe it or not

BL : belly laughing

BKA : better known as

BEG : big evil grin

BG : big grin

BRS : big red switch

BS : big smile

BOM : bitch of mine

BM : bite me

BMB : bite my bum

BIOYIOB : blow it out your I/O port

B/F : boyfriend

BF : boyfriend

BMTIPG : brilliant minds think in parallel gutters

BYOB : bring your own bottle

BS : bull shit

BBS : bulletin board system

BBR : burnt beyond repair

BAG : busting a gut

BITMT : but in the meantime

BSF : but seriously folks

BST : but seriously though

BTA : but then again

BWTHDIK : but what the heck do I know

BWQ : buzz word quotient

BTW : by the way

B4N : bye for now

BFN : bye for now

CFV : call for votes

CFY : calling for you

CADET : can’t add, doesn’t even try

CRAFT : can’t remember a f**king thing

CRS : can’t remember shit

CFS : care for secret?

CLM : career limiting move

CM@TW : catch me at the web

CTS : changing the subject

CWYL : chat with you later

C&G : chuckle and grin

CSG : chuckle snicker grin

CWOT : complete waste of time

CIM : CompuServe information manager

CO : conference

CNP : continue in next post

QSO : conversation

CMIIW : correct me if I’m wrong

CDIWY : couldn’t do it without you

CYA : cover your ass

CID : crying in disgrace

CAD : ctrl-alt-delete

QT : cutie

DTC : damn this computer

DH : darling husband

DIIK : darn if i know

DL : dead link

DITYID : did I tell you I’m distressed

DUCT : did you see that?

DGA : digital guardian angel

DCed : disconnected

DFLA : disenhanced four-letter acronym

DIKU : do I know you?

DIRTFT : do it right the first time

DIY : do it yourself

DND : do not disturb

DTRT : do the right thing

DWIM : do what I mean

DWIMC : do what I mean, correctly

DWISNWID : do what I say, not what I do

DYK : do you know

DBA : doing business as

DGARA : don’t give a rats ass

DLTBBB : don’t let the bad bugs bite

DMMGH : don’t make me get hostile

DQMOT : don’t quote me on this

DWAI : don’t worry about it

DYJHIW : don’t you just hate it when…

DL : download

EAK : eating at keyboard

EMSG : email message

EOD : end of discussion

EOF : end of file

EOL : end of lecture

EOM : end of message

EOS : end of story

EOT : end of thread

EIE : enough is enough

EG : evil grin

EYC : excitable, yet calm

EMFBI : excuse me for butting in

EMFJI : excuse me for jumping in

ETLA : extended three letter acronym

XTLA : extended three letter acronym

F/F : face to face

F2F : face to face

FTF : face to face

FUCT : failed under continuas testing

FOCL : falling of chair laughing

FOTCL : falling of the chair laughing

FOFL : falling on the floor laughing

FUDFUCT : fear, uncertainty and doubt

F : female

FBTW : fine, be that way

FCFS : first come, first served

FIFO : first in, first out

FISH : first in, still here

4AYN : for all you know

FAWC : for anyone who cares

FBOW : for better or worse

4COL : for crying out loud

FCOL : for crying out loud

4SALE : for sale

FWIW : for what it’s worth

4U : for you

FYA : for your amusement

FYE : for your entertainment

FYEO : for your eyes only

FYI : for your information

FLA : four-letter acronym

FOC : free of charge

FOS : freedom of speech

FW : freeware

FAQ : frequently asked questions

FOAF : friend of a friend

FTTT : from time to time

FURTB : full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives)

GIGO : garbage in garbage out

GBR : garbled beyond recovery

GPF : general protection fault

GAL : get a life

GAFIA : get away from it all

GOWI : get on with it

*G* : giggle or grin

GMAO : giggling my ass off

GMBO : giggling my butt off

GF : girlfriend

GMAB : give me a break

GTSY : glad to see you

GA : go ahead

GBY : god bless you

GOK : god only knows

G2B : going to bed

GFN : gone for now

GA : good afternoon

GE : good evening

GFU : good for you

GG : good game

GGU2 : good game you two

GJ : good job

GL : good luck

GL&GH : good luck and good hunting

GM : good morning / good move / good match

GN : good night

G2G : got to go

GtG : got to go

G2GGS2D : got to go get something to drink

G2GTAC : got to go take a crap

G2GTAP : got to go take a pee

GR8 : great

GBH : great big hug

GBH&K : great big huh and kisses

GMTA : great minds think alike

GAS : greetings and salutations

G : grin

G&BIT : grin & bear it

GD&W : grin, duck and wave

GDW : grin, duck and wave

GFETE : grinning from ear to ear

GD&H : grinning, ducking and hiding

GD&R : grinning, ducking and running

GD&RAFAP : grinning, ducking and running as fast as possible

GD&REF&F : grinning, ducking and running even further and faster

GD&RF : grinning, ducking and running fast

GD&RVF : grinning, ducking and running very

GR&D : grinning, running and ducking

HHJK : ha ha, just kidding

HHOJ : ha ha, only joking

HHOK : ha ha, only kidding

HHOS : ha ha, only seriously

HHIS : hanging head in shame

HMS : hanging my self

HIWTH : hate it when that happens

HYLMS : hate you like my sister

HAGD : have a good day

HAGN : have a good night

HAG1 : have a good one

HAGS : have a good summer

HAND : have a nice day

HF : have fun

HAHA : having a heart attack

HLM : he loves me

HILIACACLO : help I lapsed into a coma and can’t log off

HMT : here’s my try

RE : hi again (same as re’s)

H/O : hold on

HOAS : hold on a second

HH : holding hands

HMS : home made smiley

HMWK : homework

HIH : hope it helps

HTHBE : hope this has been enlightening

HTH : hope this helps

HDYWTDT : how do you work this dratted thing

HSIK : how should i know

*H* : hug

H : hug

H&K : hug and kiss

HAK : hug and kiss

HB : hug back

? : huh?

HB : hurry back

IAAL : I am a lawyer

IAAA : I am an accountant

IAG : I am gay

IANAL : I am not a lawyer

IANAA : I am not an accountant

ICOCBW : I could of course be wrong

IDC : I don’t care

IDGI : I don’t get it

IDGARA : I don’t give a rat’s ass

IDK : I don’t know

IDI : I doubt it

IFVB : I feel very bad

IGTP : I get the point

IGP : I gotta pee

IHTFP : I hate this f**king place

IHU : I hate you

IHY : I hate you

POOF : I have left the chat

IHTFP : I have truly found paradise

IJWTK : I just want to know

IJWTS : I just want to say

IK : I know

IKWUM : I know what you mean

ILU : I love you

ILY : I love you

ILYFAE : I love you forever and ever

IMP : I might be pregnant

IRMFI : I reply merely for information

IC : I see

ISWYM : I see what you mean

ISTR : I seem to recall

IWALY : I will always love you

ILBCNU : I’ll be seeing you

IDTT : I’ll drink to that

IBN : I’m bucked naked

II : I’m impressed

IIT : I’m impressed too

INAL : I’m not a lawyer

IOIT : I’m on Irish Time

IS : I’m sorry

IIR : if I recall

IIRC : if I recall correctly

ITSFWI : if the shoe fits, wear it

IYKWIM : if you know what I mean

IYSWIM : if you see what I mean

N : in

IDGW : in a good way

IAIM : in an Irish minute

IAC : in any case

IAE : in any event

IMAO : in my arrogant opinion

IMBO : in my bloody opinion

IMCO : in my considered opinion

IME : in my experience

IMFAO : in my f***ing arrogant opinion

IMHO : in my humble opinion

IMO : in my opinion

IMOBO : in my own biased opinion

IMPOV : in my point of view

IMNSHO : in my, not so humble opinion

INPO : in no particular order

IOW : in other words

IRL : in real life

ITFA : in the final analysis

ITRW : in the real world

ITRO : in the reality of

IVL : in virtual live

ISEN : internet search environment number

IRSTBO : it really sucks the big one

ISTM : it seems to me

IWBNI : it would be nice if

IAG : it’s all good

JAM : just a minute

JAS : just a second

JASE : just another system error

JAWS : just another windows shell

JIC : just in case

JJWY : just joking with you

J/K : just kidding

JK : just kidding

JMHO : just my humble opinion

JMO : just my opinion

J/P : just playing

JP : just playing

JTLYK : just to let you know

JW : just wondering

KIT : keep in touch

KIS(S) : keep it simple (stupid)

KISS : keep it simple sister

KUTGW : keep up the good work

KISS : keeping it sweetly simple

/myB : kick my boobs

*K* : kiss

K : kiss

KB : kiss back

KMB : kiss my butt

KMSMA : kiss my shiny metal ass

KOTC : kiss on the cheek

KOTL : kiss on the lips

KHYF : know how you feel

KWIM : know what I mean?

L8R : later

L8R G8R : later gator

L : laugh

LIMH : laughing in my head

LIMH : laughing in my head

LMABO : laughing my ass back on

LMAO : laughing my ass off

MBO : laughing my butt off

LMFAO : laughing my fat ass off

LMHO : laughing my head off

LOL : laughing out loud

LOLA : laughing out loud again

LOOL : laughing out outrageously loud

LSHIPMP : laughing so hard I pissed my pants

LSHMBH : laughing so hard my belly hurts

LSHMBB : laughing so hard my belly is bouncing

LTS : laughing to self

LAM : leave a message

LMA : leave me alone

LMK : let me know

LYK : let you know

LAB : life’s a bitch

LOML : light of my life (or love of my life)

LOMLILY : light of my life, I love you

LBR : little boys room

LGR : little girls room

LL&P : live long & prosper

LD : long distance

LTR : long term relationship

LTNS : long time no see

LHM : Lord help me

LHU : Lord help us

LOL : lots of love

LOL : lots of luck

LNK : love and kisses

LY : love ya

LYLAB : love ya like a brother

LYLAS : love ya like a sister

LYL : love ya lots

LULAS : love you like a sister

LUWAMH : love you with all my heart

LG : lovely greetings

M : male

M8 : mate

MB : maybe

MYOB : mind your own business

N/M : never mind / nothing much

NM : never mind / nothing much

NVM : nevermind

NFI : no f***ing idea

NOM : no offense meant

NP : no problem

NPS : no problem sweet(ie)

N/S : no shit

NETUA : nobody ever tells us anything

NOYB : none of your business

NOYFB : none of your f***ing business

NTA : non-technical acronym

N/C : not cool

NL : not likely

NMH : not much here

NOTTOMH : not of the top of my mind

N2M : not too much

NMJC : nothing much, just chillin’

OTTOMH : off the top of my head

OT : Off topic / other topic

OMG : oh my god / gosh / goodness

OBTW : oh, by the way

OIC : oh, I see

K : OK

OL : old lady (wife, girlfriend)

OM : old man (husband, boyfriend)

OF : on fire

OFIS : on floor with stitches

OTOH : on the other hand

OOC : out of character

PMFJI : pardon me for jumping in

PMJI : pardon my jumping in (Another way for PMFJI)

PAW : parents are watching

P@H : parents at home

PAH : parents at home

PIZ : parents in room

POS : parents over shoulder

POTB : pats on the back

PMP : peed my pants

PPL : people

PLZ : please

PDS : please don’t shoot

PS : post script

PM : private message

PEBCAK : problem exists between chair and keyboard

PSA : public show of affection

POAHF : put on a happy face

?4U : question for you

Q4U : question for you

RTFM : read the f***ing manual

RTF : read the FAQ

RTSM : read the stupid manual

RVD : really very dumb

RCed : reconnected

QSL : reply

RME : rolling my eyses

ROFL : rolling on floor laughing

ROFLAPMP : rolling on floor laughing and peed my pants

ROFLMAO : rolling on floor laughing my ass off

ROFLOLAY : rolling on floor laughing out loud at you

ROFLOLTSDMC : rolling on floor laughing out loud tears streaming down my cheeks

ROFLOLUTS : rolling on floor laughing out loud unable to speak

ROFLOLWTIME : rolling on floor laughing out loud with tears in my eyes

ROTFL : rolling on the floor laughing

SH : same here

SSDD : same shit different day

SWL : screaming with laughter

>U : screw you!

SWAK : sealed with a kiss

STW : search the web

SHMILY : see how much I love you

CYA : see ya

CYAL8R : see ya later

CU : see you

CUL : see you later

CUL8R : see you later

CYO : see you online

SYS : see you soon

CU2 : see you too

S2R : send to receive

SOHF : sense of humor failure

SIM : shit, it’s Monday

STFU : shut the f*ck up

S/U : shut up

SOMY : sick of me yet?

SO : significant other

SNAFU : situation normal, all F***ed up

SHID : slaps head in disgust

*S* : smile

SETE : smiling ear to ear

SHICPMP : so happy I could piss my pants

SH : so hot

SRY : sorry

SCNR : sorry, could not resist

SITWB : sorry, in the wrong box

STI : stick(ing) to it

SAMAGAL : stop annoying me and get a live

SPAM : stupid persons’ advertisement

STBY : sucks to be you

SWALK : sweet, with all love, kisses

SYSOP : system operator

TTFN : ta ta for now

TMA : take my advice

TCO : taken care of

TTYIAM : talk to you in a minute

TTUL : talk to you later

TTYL : talk to you later

TTYLMF : talk to you later my friend

TSDMC : tears streaming down my cheeks

TGIF : thank god its Friday

TU : thank you

TY : thank you

TYVM : thank you very much

THX : thanks

TNX : thanks

TA : thanks again

TIA : thanks in advance

TX : thanx

TJM : that’s just me

TIIC : the idiots in charge

TPTB : the powers that be

TNSTAAFL : there’s no such thing as a free lunch

TOY : thinking of you

TTT : thought that, too

TLA : three-letter acronym

*T* : tickle

TWMA : till we meet again

THTH : to hot to handle

2MFM : to much for me

TMI : to much information

TMS : to much showing

TOH : to other half

TT2T : to tired to talk

2U2 : to you too

YY4U : two wise for you

VBG : very big grin

VBS : very big smile

W8 : wait

W8AM : wait a minute

WTGP : want to go private?

WTG : way to go

WTMI : way to much information

WNDITWB : we never did it this way before

WB : welcome back

WAY : what about you

WDYWTTA : What Do You Want To Talk About

WYSIWYG : what you see is what you get

WTH : what/who the heck?

WUD : what’s up dog?

WU : what’s up?

=w= : whatever

W/E : whatever

WE : whatever

WUWT : whats up with that

WUF : where are you from?

WAY : who are you

WDHLM : why doesn’t he love me

Y : why?

WYMM : will you marry me?

*W* : wink

WRT : with respect to

WFM : works for me

WBS : write back soon

WP : wrong person

YL : you ’ll live

URAQT! : you are a cutie!

YATB : you are the best

YKYWTKM : you know you want to kiss me

YM : you mean

U2 : you too

YWTHM : you want to hug me

YWTKM : you want to kiss me

YWTLM : you want to love me

YHBBYBD : you’d have better bet your bottom dollar

YBS : you’ll be sorry

UAPITA : you’re a pain in the ass

YOYO : you’re on your own

Y2K : you’re too kind

YVM : you’re very welcom

UW : you’re welcom

YW : you’re welcome

YWIA : you’re welcome in advance

YMMD : you’ve made my day

YG : young gentleman

YL : young lady

YM : young man

UR : your

YMMV : your mileage may vary